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Dog Press Secretary - Funny Birthday Card, Wholesale
Greeted (5" x 7")
Minimum Order Qty: 4
Price: $2.25
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Item #: C4799BDG
Cover Reads:
I'm Not Going To Talk About The Kitchen Floor Incident Or Any Of The Other Leaks.
Inside Reads:
It's Your Birthday, Alert The Fake Media! Happy Birthday
Occasion:
Birthday
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Occasion:
Birthday
Line:
Cartoons
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Paper Stock:
Printing in USA
Introduced:
May 31, 2017
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