Officially Old Hints - Humorous Birthday Card, Wholesale

Cover Reads:

You Know You Are Officially Old When... Famous People From Your Day Suddenly Seem Very, Very Old; ...You Have To Decide Which Way To Part Your Ear Hair; ...Hey, Hey You, You Get Off Of My Lap! – Mick Jagger Today; ...Soemone At Work Says... "You're Actually Older Than My Mom! That's So Cute!"; ...Keeping Your Fly Up Is Only An Option.