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Airport Security - Hilarious Blank Card, Wholesale

Item #: 9964K
Cover Reads:
Airport Screening Results: October 20 Statistics On Airport Screening From The Department Of Homeland Security: Terrorists Discovered: 0. Transvestites: 176. Hernias: 1,678. Hemorrhoids Cases 3,896. Enlarged Prostates 8,570. Breast Implants: 62,356. Natural Blondes:3.
Inside Reads:
Not Greeted

Send everyone on your list this funny blank card from NobleWorks Cards.

Occasion:
All Occasions
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Paper Stock:
Manufactured in U.S.A.
Introduced:
April 15, 2013