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Nookie Days Are Over - Hilarious Birthday Card, Wholesale

Item #: 6317
Cover Reads:
My Nookie Days Are Over. My Pilot Light Is Out. What Used To Be My Sex Appeal Is Not My Water Spout. There Was A Time, Long Ago From My Pants It Would Spring. But Now I've Got A Full-Time Job To Find The Blasted Thing. It Used To Be Embarassing The Way It Would Behave. For Every Single Morning It Would Stand And Watch Me Shave. Now As I Grow Ancient It Sure Gives Me The Blues...
Inside Reads:
...To See It Hang Its Little Head And Watch Me Tie My Shoes. It's Your Birthday...Tie One On!
Occasion:
Birthday
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Paper Stock:
Mixed sources pulp from well managed forests, controlled sources and post-consumer recycled fiber. USA Made..
Introduced:
February 15, 2011