Somebody Shoot Me - Hysterical Blank Christmas Card, Wholesale

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To Me, Christmas Means Cooking Up A Feast For Family And Friends...An Endless, Numbing Day Of Scrubbing, Grating, Peeling, Chopping, Slicing, And Dicing, Until My Fingers Bleed, And Like A Tortured Sl*Ve, My Mind Spirals Into A Dark Psychotic Pit Of Hell Where The Voices In My Head Begin Screaming "Shoot Me, Please, Somebody Just F***G Shoot Me!"