National Emblem - Hilarious Birthday Card, Wholesale

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Official Announcement: The Government Today Announced That It Is Changing Its Emblem From An Eagle To A Condom, Because It More Accurately Reflects The Government's Political Stance. A Condom Allows For Inflation, Halts Production, Destroys The Next Generation, Protects A Bunch Of Pricks, And Gives You A Sense Of Security While You're Actually Being Screwed.